Good Laugh

November 16, 2006

(my friend sent this and i had to post it)

THE WORLD’S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

ONCE UPON A TIME, A GIRL ASKED A GUY, “WILL YOU MARRY ME?”

THE GUY SAID “NO” AND THE GIRL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER…

WENT SHOPPING, DRANK MARGARITAS,

ALWAYS HAD A CLEAN HOUSE, NEVER HAD TO COOK,

STAYED SKINNY, AND FARTED WHENEVER SHE WANTED.

THE END